Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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a pizza.
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The struggle.
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What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
gpoy
this was always our joke!
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don’t fall in love with me yet
we’ve only recently met
true, i’m in love with you,
but you might decide i’m a nut.
ROASTED RIB OF BEEF.
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damn qurl
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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
I guess this means I need to start shopping at JCPenney’s.
Speak with your wallet, and all.
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